By JamesMHamilton
11/14/2023
A man who built up a 600-account farming enterprise, accumulating over $4,000,000 (four
million dollars) has been shut down by New Haven County Sheriff’s Office Investigations Captain AmitBX. After receiving reports from many citizens that the game was filled with farming alternative accounts, AmitBX decided to investigate these strange happenings. He found an interconnected network of hundreds and hundreds of alternative accounts, some with as much as $250,000 on one account, and began banning them. The Captain claimed to have seized over 1.4 million dollars worth of illegal weapons. But who is the mastermind behind the biggest money laundering business in history? A humble delivery driver named Strifdy.
The self-proclaimed philanthropist, who said he was going to use all the money to give away in
competitions and charity giveaways, took 300 hours on over 600 accounts to earn the four
million. He told MPBS ‘One more week and I would have got to 10 million’. Strifdy said that
although he understands he did something wrong, he was ‘only going to give the money to
others’ and that Amit only investigated the case because he was ‘bored’. When Strifdy saw that hundreds of his alts were being banned, he desperately gave away everything in his inventories. Money, batons, tasers, R21Ms, and lots more were all mass-distributed in the streets of Lander on one November night.
LPD officers swiftly attended the scene and seized 76 R21A/Ms and Amit promptly banned everybody involved. Amit seized 100,000 dollars and 10,000 dollars worth of weapons from participants involved in the giveaway and told MPBS that his work had a ‘substantial hit on Strifdy’s empire, knocking his daily income from $300,000 to just $10,000.
The bannings gained a lot of publicity, and many citizens have raised an outcry. One Mayflower
resident told MPBS ‘This is just another act of the deep state controlling the economy,
stopping people from being rich. Can’t a man work hard to earn money?’. Amit responded
and said that it is written in the game rules that one cannot have more than three alternative accounts, and Strifdy abused game mechanics and broke this rule over half a thousand times. State Government officials have confirmed that Strifdy had accumulated a wealth of almost $5,000,000 and was
worth more than the state government and all its departments and every single civilian business
combined.
